diarrhea bear (sign of the week)

In case you can’t see what it says, the full text reads:

The journey is beginning. Stretch your
soul and toast. Diarrhea Bear is
your only best friend.

Admire the day.

Just relax and make the public announcement.
Humano Urbano and Network Osaka is enjoyable and makes horny.

Unfortunately, it has not as far as I know had any useful purpose. But it’s pretty close to poetry. And isn’t it comforting to think that you are not alone? Because Diarrhea Bear is always there for you!

Check out Network Osaka’s flickr for more bizarreness!

/clementine

Peter & Pete

It’s not just that Pete Doherty and Peter Lorre share the same ageing babyface, they also share a taste in baggy suits and cigarettes.

Only Peter Lorre was infinitely cooler, of course.

Evan Weiss Is A Doll

Anyone who knows us knows we’re stout supporters of banjo-playing, violet-shirt-wearing Evan Weiss of Wires on Fire, Slang Chickens, Pshychedelic Judaism etc etc (no, we can’t keep up with him either). Our doubtful tributes so far include starting a fan myspace, creating drinks named after his band(s) and coming up with a lot of bad puns about weisswurst and chickens.

Now our perverted, restless minds have produced a brand new devilry. We have created:

Evan Weiss The Paper Doll!

That’s right, you can print him, cut him out and play with him. But you are not to play any kinky shit, you hear? And no cross dressing. Unless it’s on a weekend.

You can, however, take Evan to the beach:

Or mountainbiking:

Or you can take him to meet your parents:

Or make him stay in with you all day and play GTA IV:

Or, you can make him sing Enrique Igleasias-songs and fetch you ice cream:

Or wait – that last shit was kinda kinky, wasn’t it? Well, well, I guess we were bound to end up there sooner or later. Somehow we always do.

Anyhoo, fetch yourself some scissors and press print! Go on, I KNOW you want to!